Holibags

This is a common term used to describe holidays in Scotland, Ireland and many parts of England. It's origins are unknown but it is usually said when people are happy to be going to or having come back from a vacaction or short break.

You should be booking next years Holibags

by holibag girl January 26, 2011

Holicong Middle School

A place that feels like living hell. Everybody there is racist, homophobic, transphobic, and will call you a slur for literally breathing. The teachers suck and it feels like a prison.

"Holicong Middle School is the place where you learn to hate yourself!"

by This.School.Sucks. September 23, 2021

Happy Holidays You Bastards

An act of defiance, to not come home for christmas because of ongoing conflict with your family. This conflict can be past or present.

(Incoming call from your brother back home)...Gabe you should really come back home with the family for the holidays this year.

Gabe: Happy Holidays You Bastards!!!!

by E-bag December 23, 2009

Holiday Lag

When It's a Holiday such as Christmas and no one has anything else better to do so everyone turns and plays Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2. Causing the servers to lagg due to the insane amount of players.

Player One: Shit! I can't believe you almost got that nuke!!!

Player Two: If i wouldn't have lagged then I would have gotten it. Dammnn you Holiday lag!!!!!

by VendettaOwner January 1, 2010

Hoolin

(hool-in)
1) The state in which one (or more) people are said to be, boolin, wildin, or foolin
2) To be in a calm, relaxed state of mind
3) To be joking, or acting super silly

(Not related to juuling in any way shape or form)

1) y’all straight hoolin if you think I studied for this test
2) “yo what’re you doing in here?” “just hoolin and watching some Bob Ross”
3) calm down, I’m just hoolin around

by hoolin fool January 31, 2018

hooligan Christian

She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)

Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it

Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy

Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)

Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long

Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 29, 2020

Holiday dump

A large bowel movement due to excessive eating over the holidays, taken once a year usually after Christmas, removing a few holiday pounds that were put on from as early as Thanksgiving.

Me: Woa dude you lost alot of weight when did you start dieting
Jim: Nah man i just took a 4 pound holiday dump

by the hack man December 29, 2009