hoolio

noun.

1. hoolio - to exercise. Named after hoolio, the coolest fitness platform ever invented. To exercise to one of hoolio's video workouts.

Girl 1: Summer is coming, I really need to start working out.

Girl 2: Yeah gurl, you need a little bit of hoolio in your life.

by SnoopRocks July 27, 2016

Hoolio

A U.S. version of a mexican pimp. Rarely seen around his house.

Any hawaiin who has any similarities to that of a mexican bumb but has the same attire of a modern day street pimp.

by Hoolio July 31, 2003

Hoolio

One of those small black spiders you find in the basement of your house or in the bathrooms. Theyre small one day, then giant the next. you can wash them down the drain, but they crawl back up. they also seem to multiply.

guy one "Holy crap did u see that?!"
guy two "HMM? oh, thats just a hoolio"
guy one "a what?"
guy two "a hoolio"
guy one "what's a hoolio?"
guy two "a spider"

by flyboy675 April 19, 2009

Hoolio

some kid o bothers me and i dont even know why he rights about me. He apparently has no life. And i almost feel sorry for him. no i don't

by he knows August 7, 2003

coolio hoolio

coolio hoolio is a term coined by spanish backpackers which roughly translates to "cool"

dude 1 : hey would it be coolio hoolio if i fondled with your sisters jugs?
dude 2: keep dreaming fuck boi

by bluewaffelmuncher April 16, 2015

Hoolicar

An act of juvenile deliquency, financed by a ring leader known as a "Squard", that involves disrupting the orderly flow of automobile traffic by means such as:

1. Tossing water balloons or snowballs at oncoming vehicles.
2. Mooning.
3. Staging of fake fights on the roadside.
4. Placement of wooden or metal barriers to divert traffic.

An evening of Hoolicar generally concludes with a high adrenaline "Run from the Po-lice".

We were playing Hoolicar the other night and the cops were chasing me, so I hid behind a tree.

You guys wanna just sit here and play Space Invaders, or should we go out and play some Hoolicar?

I'm gonna ride my bike down to Alco and get some water balloons for Hoolicar.

by texshrader March 28, 2010

Hofolio

Ones collection/portfolio of girl's phone numbers. One's hofolio is often stored on their cellular phone.

"Who should we hang out with tonight? You should check your hofolio to see who is available."

by Angstd May 16, 2008