by Rizzzle November 16, 2006
Get the hooker sex mug.noun; pussy, normally belonging to a guys sister, and the act of incest. An overly hot/done (usually with botox, silicone, or overdone make-up, whoreish, but not quite there) woman, or teens pussy.
Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
Hookerfinkish- adj; to look like a pussy, or to be in the essence of hooker-like beauty; To look like one has hookerfink.
When told to leave a party because of un-popularity, one girl may reply to the "party thrower" "go suck hookerfink betch!" meaning as an insult, like go fvck yourself!, or go fvck your sister, or something like that.
"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
"what a hookerfinkish whore!"; What a hookerfinkish bar/club"-refering to a club with loose pussy or sluts everywhere.
by airee47584 March 17, 2008
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Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.
Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"
by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010
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Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"
Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"
by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010
Get the hooked up like a dumptruck mug.When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:
- holding a drink in one hand
- lack of space
- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.
To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
- holding a drink in one hand
- lack of space
- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.
To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.
by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010
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The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.
Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.
by Jb habes March 10, 2017
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by Eavan July 12, 2017
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