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Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.
Doug, your a straight hook.
by ra3g March 30, 2009
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Grapple-hook

Splaying your fingers open when you are in the midst of fisting someone.
Dude, she was totally surprised when I grapple-hooked her!
by Tsanuri June 17, 2009
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Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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Walmart Hooker

Guaranteed low-prices, an every day deal!
Basically a very cheap whore.
Usually found at Walmart.
Thinks Walmart is the hottest "Club"
As well as Safeway, Raleys, Savemart, Rite-Aid, etc.
But especially Walmart
Guy 1-Did you hook up with Grace?
Guy 2-Yeah man, she's such a Walmart Hooker.

Guy 1- Hey do you want to buy a hooker?
Guy 2- Yeah, but I don't have enough money.
Guy 1- It's okay, we can just get a Walmart Hooker!
Guy 2- Like Grace?
Guy 1- Exactly!
by Anotheronebitesthedustbunny January 2, 2012
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bean-hooked

N.B.: somewhat related to hopped up on the bean:

adj: a person who is simply addicted to coffee
there is one major difference between someone who is hopped up on the bean and someone bean-hooked; bean-hooked people aren';t necessarily hyper over caffeinated after drinking one too many cuppas in the morning.
by Sexydimma September 15, 2013
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chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.
My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.
by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015
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Trophy Hook Singer

When rappers achieve such a status level that they have their very own scruffy, Caucasian singer on retainer just to sing the hooks on their songs.
At the recent award show, Kanye West's Trophy Hook Singer, Bon Iver, really hit it off with Chance the Rapper's new Trophy Hook Singer, Francis and the Lights.
by WolfmanChi May 31, 2016
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