rusty fish hook

When you hump doggy-style and after putting your index finger in her butt you stick it in her mouth and pull her cheek.

Amazing way to end up with an angry girlfriend. Stick your finger in her butt, then pull her cheek. She is a fish. You are the fisherman. You control the rusty fish hook.

by Stefan W September 6, 2007

The BK Hook-Up

1. When your friend who works at Burger King hooks you and all your buddies up with some 5 star eating with a 50% discount.

2. An armada of chicken fingers and fries loaded onto a trey coming at you faster than you can say "Have it your way". All for 50% off.

3. A sexual term for when a man dresses up in a King costume and is about to perform anal sex on a woman but instead shoves a trey full of french fries and chicken fingers into her ass hole.

Tyler: Yo Zack, The BK Hook-Up was awesome yesterday!

Zack: Yea, that was sick.

Tyler: Good thing Kyle got that 50% discount or that never would have happened.

Zack: Yea dude... want to suck on my penis...

Tyler: No

by -TJ ill DX- October 29, 2008

the hook up

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.

I got the hook up yo!

by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

hook up

A completly unemotional sexual act done for the sole reason that it feels good. This can range from making out to sex and everything in between. You do not call hook ups back at a a later time and ask to go on a date, and ususally they are spontaneouse, so dont call back looking for more action either.

I was hitting on this hot lifeguard and she took me into the pump room and blew me, it was a great hook up.

by am i metro? September 28, 2006

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 30, 2005

double fish hook

A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.

Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

hook

a word used to disrespect a member of the Vice Lords street gang

"187 on a Hook"

by Nefarius December 8, 2003