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by chuck norris hideeee August 21, 2010
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Hide the Bologna

A euphemism for intercourse, referring specifically to a man's penis which is inserted into an orafice, rendering the penis unseeable.
Hey baby you wanna go play hide the bologna, you bitch.
by jarfuckingjar April 13, 2008
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Hideto Matsumoto, more commonly known by his nickname hide (lowercase 'h')was the brilliant, flamboyant, pink-haired guitarist of legendary Japanese rock band X Japan. He died on May 2nd, 1998 at the age of 33, though the manner of his death is debatable.
He achieved godly status with many in Japan and all over Asia. Over 70,000 people attended his funeral and a museum was built in his honour.

Apart from X Japan, he also formed the band Yokosuka Saver Tiger, took part in an American collaboration, Zilch, was a part of hide with Spread Beaver, and had a successful solo career.
hide was one of the most awesome musicians in the world.
by Alfiie May 7, 2007
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hideki matsui

one of the most soft-spoken and greatest players in baseball today. chose his team in america wisely and absolutely owns the boston red sox.
matsui hit another home run today....and manny ramirez struck out for the fourth time today.
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Hideo

1A. An elitist. A great person, and all around badass. 1B. Pimp, and outstanding backhander. 2. Handome Blasian Sensation Controlling the Nation.
God damn, I was Hideoin' that bitch up and down the block, son.

Yo', did you see that dude? He was Hideoed to tha max!!
by Jesus H. Christ May 18, 2004
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hide the deuce

While at the residence of a rude individual or bad host, producing a deuce and then wrapping it in a paper towel or sock and hiding it in such a way that will allow it to stink and remain uncovered for an extended period of time.
Man, Bob totally fucked me over on that beer run last night at the party so I played hide the deuce in his livingroom.
by Joseph B. May 15, 2005
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