Heat seat

The uncomfortable situation when using a toilet and the seat is warm from the previous user.

Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.

Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.

Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.

by the comand'r October 15, 2016

Commit Heather Chandler

To kill someone and disguise it as suicide, like Veronica and J. D. did in the movie Heathers.

"That girl is so annoying, I'm going to Commit Heather Chandler."

by Anabelle Manson May 25, 2018

Heather

The name Heather refers to a song by Conan Gray. In the song, the person he has a crush on doesn’t like him back because they like Heather. He says that he wishes he were Heather because everybody always seems to like her. When someone says that you’re Heather, they mean that everybody can’t help but like you.

She’s the Heather of her school
I wish I was a Heather

by Ms537 August 14, 2020

heat waves

A dreamnotfound, or dream and georgenotfound (2 minecraft youtubers), fanfic involving 2 best friends that end up falling for each other through the heat waves that are affecting dream's brain.

have you heard of heat waves?

I burn you? ...you melt me.

by Stale Popcorn November 14, 2020

Healthcare.gov

Verb: to fail miserably at the only job you have, to be a complete waste of time and money

In philosophy class this week Netflix healthcare.goved when an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond" wouldn't load.

by ThatGuyFromPhilosophy November 19, 2013

heather

someone who is prettier than you . More talented , Amazing and every guy would get down on their knees for her.

"she's a heather"
"she's the school's heather"
"My Sister is a HEATHER and im a rat."

by itsthenotbeingaheatherforme August 20, 2020

heat waves

a song by glass animals that gained a lot of traction after it was used in a mcyt (minecraft youtube) fanfiction featuring the pairing dreamnotfound (dream/dreamwastaken x georgenotfound).

person 1: i love the song heat waves
person 2: ahhh have you read the fanfic??
person 1: there's a fanfic? no i just like glass animals

by consumptionoftoes December 2, 2020