ovary hanger 

A roll that hangs over the vagina blocking access to the ovaries.

“Omg Patricia has an ovary hanger”

ovary hanger by Fish Lips. November 15, 2019

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

cliff hanger by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

Coat hanger insemination

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.

Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!

Coat hanger insemination by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020

Coat hanger 

Republicans

Republicans like to use coat hangers

Coat hanger by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

coat hanger scramble 

Different method to the traditional coat hanger abortion, once the coat hanger is inserted as far into the vagina as it will go, use a whisk like motion which will scramble the newly formed embryo and congratulations you have an abortion.

However botched methods may result in a redneck/bogan harry potter.

Girl: "my priest knocked me up, but my religion says i should keep it"

Bloke: "yeah, nah just use the trusty coat hanger scramble and quiff it out later"

coat hanger scramble by eat mike hunt January 8, 2021

Cling Hanger 

When a pornographic video ends ebruptly before the viewer has had a chance to ejaculate.

Man, I was watching a porno yesterday and it ended on a total cling hanger.

Cling Hanger by BOOTYSQUIRT January 28, 2021

sexual hanger 

The erotic extension of the term "hanger" whereby a partner exhibits increased irritability brought about by a lack of sex. Typically pronounced in female nymphomaniacs, sexual hanger manifests itself in the form of spontaneous conflicts forcing the other, often oblivious male, to go on the defensive. The antagonist is usually keen to incite friction and discord despite healthier communication alternatives.

Me: My girlfriend keeps picking fights over my past relationships
Friend: Is she jealous of your exes?
Me: Nah, I think it's just sexual hanger

sexual hanger by jininho August 31, 2021