Feeding the geese

When you stoke your shaft sentually or another words jacking off or beating your dick rubbing your penis tell it go boom

I accidentally walked in on my son and he was feeding the geese

by Jwrizzle mynizzle June 5, 2018

Guess Who

Online free 'Guess Who' is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the shit outta u trash.
Freaky music and that fucktarded monicle guy, AND U TELL ME that THIS game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
Think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game EVER again.

Boy one: I was playing guess who when I started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, Jaimy, the day I lost my virginity.
Boy 2:RRRRREALLY
Boy 1:so really, that guy... or girl... or alien crap stuff... was real HAWT
Boy 2:RRRREALLY
Boy 1:SHUT UP GEORGE
Boy 2:my name MERDOK
Boy 1:GUESS WHO MY FUCKING STUPID ASS THEN

by Monicle Guy August 8, 2009

thanks...i guess

When you thank someone for something but want so be quirky and relatable at the same time (but failing at it)

Or when you thank someone for something and want to make fun of Emma Chamberlain {Youtuber} (and/or her speech at the streamy awards 2018) at the same time (and not failing at it)

A: Here is your birthday present
B: ThAnkS...i guEsS

by mynameisisi November 10, 2018

geesh

the skin between ones scrotum and anus

Dude, I need to have my geesh waxed.

by TIREBITER July 28, 2006

Guess?

A clothing company that markets its brand various demographics. Got nailed for its use of sweat shops and suffered consumer backlash - though Guess? is gaining brand momentum again.

Need overpriced low-quality clothing manufactured in sweat shops? Guess? is just the brand for you.

by Urbepedia December 21, 2008

Feed the geese

Giving whores free Cocaine for absolutely no reason.

Misael loves to feed the geese after college parties.

by Zombo4Life February 19, 2019

gueefe

a fart that rolls up the gouch and off the balls (sweaty balls) hence a guys queefe

matt was sitting on the porch and "said that gueefe shook my balls"

by gouch August 11, 2005