GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe

What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.

by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020

guantaceema

A fun game that's been suppressed to the point of completely disappearing online. It is unknown why it was targeted.

I remember playing guantaceema with the lads.

by Government MAn 7777785345 November 16, 2020

Guantanamo gravy train

a fetish/torture method of securing an individual's face underneath the seat of a wicker chair and the dumper consuming a laxative in a high quantity and then defecating on the dump-ee

My sugar daddy is going to give me a trip on the Guantanamo gravy train. I love it when he takes me traveling!

by staplegun998 February 12, 2021

guanimo

What you yell when your jumping into a pool or beach

“Guanimo” he yelled when he jumped into the pool

by Dodoflakes February 18, 2021

Guangxin

Guangxin is a very tall guy who likes to fuck skinny women of every age. He is really smart and jokes around alot.

Watch out! Guangxin is gonna steal your grandmother!
Huh? Is that a pedophile? Oh wait! Thats Guangxin!

by SheniQuasbish February 21, 2021

guandaloon

A gentleman of Italian heritage who typically lives in New Jersey. A Guandaloon will be easy to identify by driving a mid 80s IROC while proudly displaying gold chains around his neck.

Hey, you those guandaloons roll by in that bitchin IROC Z?

by Supermatt29 March 2, 2021

Guantanamo Car Wash

When you waterboard a participant, and finish with a facial.

"Treat me like one of your arab girls."
Guantanamo car wash this dirty girl.

by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021