Grutes

In the marine corps, a combination of a utility desert top and PT bottoms.

The opposite of boots and utes.

Hey you dumb boot, go get into your grutes!

by Benny Binasi August 25, 2012

Gretchen

A self-conceded biotch who doesn't care about anyone but herself. Never thinks of others and is too fake to have any friends. Extremely ugly to the point of being unbearable to look at.

Who would ever want to live as a Gretchen.

by Bsksuebao November 24, 2014

Gruncle

A man dating or married to your aunt who is old enoung to be your grandpa. They tend to fall asleep at the dinner table and drone on about old people crap; Generally disliked by anyone under 40 but favoured with the Aunt's parents because of his old, old age. Can be found at local events which are free because they tend to be broke.

Niece : "OMG mom did you see Auntie Georgette's new boyfriend? Look's like we got a new gruncle!"

Mom: "Yes dear I think he is from the ice age and recently thawed out."

Niece: "I concur."

Mom: "and how!"

by omgitzagrunclecheezeburger May 29, 2009

gretchenstein

a female frankenstein

yo, Gretchenstein got loose; yep, catch her, and lock-her-down, fast!

by 721 April 23, 2020

Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

gruck

When you grab your homies balls and then fuck them.

Example 1: Yo Jim, I grucked Chris last night!
Example 2: Did you hear about how Steve grucked Ronald the other night??
Example 3: I'm bouta gruck yo ass tonight, Joe!

by ballsacklicker34 September 11, 2020

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003