love goose

A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.

"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"

love goose by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010

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cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

cooked goose by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

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canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Expedition Clothing Outfitters

Canadian manufacturer of outerwear specialized for extreme cold weather. Many researchers choose Canada Goose jackets for expeditions into the Antarctic, where such apparel is actually needed.

However tools in Toronto wear these jackets as a fashion statement, even though they are not on an expedition to the Antarctic. It shows their vulnerability to the relatively low temperatures compared to where penguins live. Or they are happy being douchebags that like to follow ridiculous trends.

This faggotry further propagates the hatred towards Torontonians by the rest of Canada.

Look at me sporting my Blue Jays New Era hat, and Canada Goose jacket, now that just SCREAMS classy.

canada goose jacket by veritast October 22, 2009

mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

mother goose by Nick North January 16, 2008