Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

Gruffalo Hunt

The search conducted by lonesome males for females that are so unattractive and/or morally bankrupt and/or blind and/or cheap that they will definitely sleep with them.

Dude this is such a sausagefest, it's about time we went on a gruffalo hunt.

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Gluff

Originated in NYC

-used when understanding something
-can also be used as a way of saying thanks
-same as the word "alright"

Understanding something
Teacher: and that's how you get the answer
Student: Gluff...

Thanking someone
Friend 1: Hey bro you dropped this dollar on the floor
Friend 2: Gluff bro I needed that I'm really hungry.

Using it as the word alright
Friend 1: Yo I'll see u at the party later tonight.
Friend 2: Yea gluff bro I'll see you there

by Robert826 May 16, 2016

Blye Guffey

A lesbian who has a small penis and is usually at pizza hut

Blye Guffey is gay

by NotColbyD October 17, 2021

gruffty

tramp like person, who wears smelly clothes and stinks a bit

er you dirty gruffty, tramp like stinking pog!!

by big dog 1975 August 24, 2006

Guffer

Someone who farts an abnormal amount, normally from excessive cheese eating. Also likely to be used towards a middle class girl from Hampshire.

Fucking hell Morris, that stinks. You’re an absolute guffer.

by Burnie Spoonie January 11, 2018

the gruffudd

triangle area of the man, involving the cock cuts downward.
this name comes from a mispronounciation, of the last name, of the welsh actor "ioan gruffudd" (correctly pronounced, yo-wahn, griffith) seen in a revealing shower/towel pose.

gawd, what a hot gruffudd.
eww, i hate dirty pictures that show the gruffudd. i want to throw up seeing all that hair.
he is so fat, his gruffudd is a giant fat bulge.

by zeugma July 29, 2008