Graduation Goggles

when you are ready to quit something but then start seeing it in a new and positive light

A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.

by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

Gooey Goggles

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007

arabian sand storm with goggles

When a male places his balls in someone's eyes,(much like an egg crate) and then farts in their mouth.

"Look, Alan's passed out, I'm gonna give that cougar tooth an Arabian sand storm with goggles."

by Lazer Hipnatico February 10, 2007

Norwegian Goggles

An act of shame committed upon a passed out person, where the perpetrator places his hairy naked scrotum upon the closed eyes of the victim. This must be performed while facing the victim's feet, so that the penis will naturally fall upon their nose in a manner resembling the noseguard of traditional viking helmets.

syn: Roman Warrior

"I know Ben threatened to teabag me if I fell asleep drunk last night, but I had no idea that he would go for the full Norwegian Goggles!"

by Soog McGuire August 16, 2007

cod4 goggles

To have a Call of Duty feeling in real life.

(WARNING:Do not act on thess feelings or could result in the death of friends, family, or just some innocent bystandard.)

Oh my god, those people across the field don't have names above their heads. Must...KILL...
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by xXGODLESSNESSXx May 19, 2008

ball goggles

n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.

I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Three Goggles

Goggles a basketball player makes with his hands after making a three pointer. They are made by doing the okay sign (a circle with thumb and index finger with other three fingers outwards) with both hands.

Kobe knocks down the three, and puts up his Three Goggles to the LA crowd.

by G3C May 17, 2011