Jim Gaffigan

That one really funny comedian who always fat shames himself even though he's not an actual fat person.

I just went to a live show of Jim Gaffigan and I couldn't stop laughing!

by GrainTrain March 11, 2018

Ass Gaffling

When two men spread each other assholes while they try to put their faces in the other one’s ass

Yo i found two homeless men ass gaffling behind a dumpster

by ToofBoof May 26, 2020

Gaffed

Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.

Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?

by Meggypeggy5672 January 2, 2015

gaffer

a girl who is known for giving head; a slut; a brainer;

Kathlene is a gaffer, she sucks mad dick,what a hoe

by K,C October 15, 2007

Gaffney's Law

The combination of stupidity, arrogance, and ignorance in the opinions and beliefs of the general population, i.e., the collective hubris of the masses, drives the intelligence, the professionalism, and the knowledge of the benign and de facto noocracy from the marketplace of ideas.

Bush's election and re-election confirm the validity of Gaffney's Law.

The frequent violent persecutions of non-Hindus by Hindus in India is a manifestation of Gaffney's Law.

by Co-Cavan January 20, 2009

gluffy

a fat girl with a nice face

hey dude do u see her? she looks gluffy.

by allstar6994 December 16, 2008

glarf

a dumb fuck

your such a glarf

by Jamie June 4, 2004