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Futuramaed

What happens to a show when it is put in a bad time slot that guarantees it will be preempted by another regularly schedule TV event. The resulting pile of unaired episodes and low ratings then justify its cancellation.

Usually only doable by Fox Broadcasting with its 7-7:30 Sunday slot since the NFL and Nascar are variable length, regularly scheduled events that run in the fall and spring.
Fox just Futuramaed King of the Hill by moving it to the 7pm slot just in time for football season.
by rienholt September 20, 2009
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Blackberry futures

Blackberry futures are the Non-fungible Tokens issued on paper stamped with Winston McKinney foundation in spiritual health notary stamp representing One single gallon of blackberry futures used as payment for the fine of trespass onto The "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" The generalizing public owes the honorable Lord Bud 22 gallons per family equal to one gallon per year for the last 22 years. These fines are not "DEBTS" and cannot be paid with the standard fiat currency, because it is only for the payment of all debts public and private. Bring one gallon of fresh berries and you will be paid $2 this effectively freezing the value of one American dollar at 1/2 gallon of blackberries forever. I issue the NFT paper tokens for $19.99 for those people without access to a place to pick berries. I give the stamped token and your change of one single penny for your twenty and one year of your fines is paid. You may pay the entire twenty-two years of fines at once and save three pennies if you request 22 Blackberry futures NFT tokens I will give you a Quarter in change. What a wonderful plea bargain for denying the existence of Lord Bud's only begotten son Christ Bob.
Christ Bob: I ask forgiveness for all my trespasses as I have forgiven those who have trespassed against me.
Lord Bud: I do not forgive those who have denied your existence son and will collect the trespass fines for the rest of my day's on earth. Blackberry futures will become the Native standard for evaluating the American Dollar in my jurisdiction the "Private Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." I pray in the name of Christ Jesus who hosts my spirit in your heart that this becomes a reality.
by Spiritual-Master January 25, 2022
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Futilize

To make something futile or worthless

Just as utilize means to make something utile, futilize means to make something futile.
If Leah gets an abortion, this will futilize all the bickering over who will be the godparents of the baby.

Global warming futilizes the production of fur coats.

The weevils will futilize the farm land.
by wordtsar January 2, 2014
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Future Gohan

A character of the popular DragonBall Z series. Future Gohan is considered to be one of the most bad ass characters in the series. This is due to him fighting off the Androids 2 vs 1, all in the while protecting Trunks. Even though he knew he'd die, he still fought the Androids with only one arm left as a sacrifice to further develop Trunks. If it wasn't for him, the present time-line would be fucked.

He also makes Present Gohan look like a pussy.
Future Gohan: Didn't have the power, but had the courage. A trait that his present counterpart lacked heavily.
by KAKAROT November 25, 2014
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Future endeavors

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
by NiGHTS October 9, 2005
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futurama

An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.
"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"
by Your worst nightmare November 14, 2003
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Futurama

Quite possibly the greatest animated comedy show ever created. Cancelled by Fox, but a movie is coming out soon. Futurama has not been brough back like Family Guy, but that's probably a good thing since the new Family Guy seasons are complete shit due to its enormous popularity.
Person 1: Man, I can't wait for the new Furuama movie.
Person 2: LOL FAMILY GUY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN FUTURAMA IT'S SO FUNNY I'VE BEEN WATCHING IT FOR LIKE 2 MONTHS
Person 1: The old stuff is pretty good despite ripping off pretty much everything, but the new stuff has been shit ever since they decided to please the dumbass mainstream audience instead of the true fans who watched it before adult swim got it.
Person 2: OMG I LOVE STEWIE HE'S LIKE A BABY AND HE TALKS LOL
by m3h December 28, 2005
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