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Freddy Fazballs

Balls in the ownership of Freddy Fazbear
Furry balls
Very fond of cereal
by Roxanne wolf's eyes January 3, 2022
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Fuck Me Freddy

Fuck me freddy, that worm thing shouldn't have just come out of his bleeding ass.
by Comero February 11, 2004
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FRED

The cowboys and Indians were fighting the cowboys were losing but along came FRED!
by Jinxie Dee Breece October 20, 2020
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five nights at freddy's

Five Nights at Freddy's is an indie point-and-click survival horror video game developed by Scott Cawthon. The game centers on the titular pizza restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where the player must act as a night watch, defending themselves from possessed, animatronic animal characters by tracking their movement through the facility using security cameras.

Five Nights at Freddy's was first released via Desura on August 8, 2014. On August 20, 2014, after it was approved by the service's crowdsourcing platform Greenlight, Five Nights at Freddy's was also released via Steam. A port for Android was released on August 27, 2014 via Google Play Store.

The game was praised by critics for being a unique take on the survival horror genre, with a particular emphasis on its simplistic design, along with how its gameplay mechanics and aesthetics contributed to an overall feeling of fear and paranoia. Five Nights at Freddy's was the top-selling game on Desura for the week ending August 18, 2014, and the game became the subject of a number of popular "Let's Play" videos on YouTube—including one by Markiplier, who labelled it the "scariest game in years".

tl;dr A truly terrifying game about killer robots that won't stop raining hell on you until you're either dead or you make it to morning! It has five nights. FIVE DAMN NIGHTS. Don't forget to mention a damn sixth and seven night which are just nopes in themselves.
Five Nights at Freddy's makes Slender and SCP look like an educational game for little kids!
by Not a fuckface September 10, 2014
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Frederick

I want to have sex with a lot of Fredericks.
by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018
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Freddie Wong

An Japanese-American male who stars in and makes a range of videos on YouTube and is an elitist typer and gamer who should never be crossed in a game of anything containing music timing and typing.
Youtube Newfag: Hey why are you watching some weird nerdy asian videos

FreddieWong Subscriber: Hes not a nerdy asian he's a professional music gamer who can type at lightspeed and make professional videos with awesome vfx!

YouTube Newfag: He looks like the guy from gangnam style

FreddieWong: NO HES FREDDIE WONG!
by zestyguy October 8, 2012
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Fermented Freddy

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!
Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)
by DPI001 July 5, 2011
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