Fartsack

A sleeping bag.

A bed.

My ass is going to hit the fartsack.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

footsexual

A pathetic person that is only attracted to and aroused by feet.

guy 1: bro, i don't even want sex or love anymore. i can only think about feet!
guy 2: yeah, you're probably footsexual.

by footsexual April 12, 2021

arctic farts

When it's so cold outside and u fart but it is just so cold that the air coming out of your ass is visible.

Person: Did you just arctic farts ?!!?
You: yea
Person: that was a nasty one man.

by Wild Owls Sienna April 27, 2016

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

Fartsicle

A fart in a freezing cold environment.

The frigid stillness was the perfect place to produce a fartsicle for our collective enjoyment.

by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

Love Farts

A fart released in silent, usually in bed, by one or another spouse. When caught, the offender uses the excuse that he/she loves him/her. A downright silly, but mean thing to do. Especially if the farter has eaten eggs, asparagus, or taco bell that evening.
Not to be confused with the "LOVE FART" (Singular) which is produced by two gyrating bodies during sex.

"Honey, did you just fart!?!?"
-Yeah, I did... just a couple of love farts.-
"Dammit, you're an asshole."
-I know... I love you!-

by stuporjew57 July 8, 2011

Farts

Fresno Area Rapid Transport System

Farts is actually just Fresno Area Rapid Transit, but that just makes it singular. Some poor guy in marketing probably got fired after this...

by Slatte October 29, 2008