Floating merry

Common name of the rarely-spotted turd-brown seaweed-fish that is usually found floating in the seas. The spotter of this fish-looking creature will usually take a picture of said floating creature and send on to family members for clarification or praise for spotting this elusive, yet common sea creature.

My brother sent me a picture of a brown floating fish and I knew right away he had managed to spot a floating merry! That's 7 years of good luck!

by Geek-schmeek August 14, 2016

Floater

The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.

I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.

by The Man with No Name April 20, 2018

floatingforari

an icon, a legend, a well known fan account on ariana stan twitter. gained 5k in 5 months, who’s doing it like ha? respect ha ‼️ she’ll eat u alive

floatingforari will drag your faves

by danceacademylover101 October 9, 2020

floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

by Cougs321 September 25, 2011

floater

a cuban or puerto rican that floated over to florida in the gulf.

My old school in florida was filled with floaters.

by guess who April 18, 2005

tank floater

when you're someplace and you really don't like the host, you go to the bathroom, lift up the cover of the top toilet tank, and take a shit in that one instead of the usual bowl

i left a tank floater at stanky's the other night.

by the tulip September 12, 2003

floating

When you are somewhere with nothing to do. but you are just there. or you are kinda in a relationship with someone but not really, just mess around but not friends with benefits

me and my douce bag are just messing around we are floating

by lllrrrcccyes July 13, 2011