Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN

Ferret is cumming 🍆

by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020

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Bowel Ferret

Bowel ferret is another word for your cock.

Did you give her the bowel ferret last night youth

The purple headed bowel ferret

by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020

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Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

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Floppy Ferret

When your dong goes chugging along

TomGW slapped Jon May with his floppy ferret

by JonMay August 3, 2020

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Ferret

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.

“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020

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ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.

Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.

by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022

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