ferret tits

Tits that are long, thin and droopy. They appear as though there are two dead ferrets hanging from a woman's chest. See sock tits.

Dude 1: Man, that chick is hot. Why don't you run wing man with her friend so I can take her back to the hotel?
Dude 2: Fuck that! That bitch has ferret tits.
Dude 1: I know she has ferret tits. That's the one I want.
Dude 2: You're sick, Tony.

by crackleton January 25, 2011

Furget

A gay furry

Yo dude I just found out my friend is a furget

by Offensive Urban dictionary December 1, 2019

DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)

"Delete and forget" is the eversion of "forgive and forget."
Occurs when an email is written hastily, usually late at night, under the influence of exhaustion, alcohol, drugs, anger, ignorance, stupidity--all the usual urban stuff.
"SEND" is hit too quickly and shit happens.
After many more emails, calls, texts, etc--there is mutual agreement to "D&F" (DELETE and FORGET)

I shouldn't have sent that email last nite to the hot new intern. When I reread it this morning, I coulda died. But we talked and stuff--and agreed to "DELETE and FORGET (also, D&F)".
Otherwise, my ass be fryin in HR.

by Wyeth October 3, 2009

Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.

Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...

by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010

give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it

Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?

by Slayer9898 September 5, 2016

don’t forget to break the plate

A phrase used to tell someone to not forget to hurt someone

Ayo jimmy don’t forget to break the plate, cause he stole your girl and all.

by Ayo ave June 12, 2018

Quizlet and forget

It's when all or almost all the questions on the assignments are on a site like Quizlet, and you can pass the class by simply looking up everything on the site.

So for example, if a class gave all their quizzes online and that's unproctored. If you can Quizlet enough to get the grade you're looking or a passing grade. Then it is a Quizlet and forget class.

Note other sites can be substituted for Quizlet. They can be paid or not, but they have to already have the answers. So for example, coursehero (which is a paid site) could be included in this.

You should take xyz class. It's a Quizlet and forget class.

by crua9 May 25, 2019