Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.

I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022

Losing the Farting Contest

1. Taking a crap
2. Trying to push a fart out too hard and going in your pants

I had a massive load of chipotle a few hours ago and, well, let's just say I am losing the farting contest.

by veteransalt May 18, 2014

GitHub Pull Request Farming

Where the programmer will spam pull requests in the hopes of getting your PR accepted. Which will probably never happen.

Dude 1: Yo this kid needs to stop Github Pull Request Farming.

Dude 2: Yeah I’m trashing his Pull Request.

by Jxckson January 22, 2022

Squirting and farting

Made by Balarke

The phrase was used in the hit song “Squirting and farting” by Balarke ASMR

Yo my bitch was squirting and farting yesterday

Just like the hit song made by Balarke ASMR?

by bruhlarke September 2, 2022

Farting

Something girls never do. its a proven fact.

Man: Raea just farted.

Well Educated and studied human being: No thats impossible because girls dont fart. Look it up on Urban dictionary- Farting.

by The Only Truthful Human August 7, 2010

farmingdale

the greatest town in america just north of the biggest guido infested area of the world, aka massapequa, home of the faggots, who love there butt plugs oiled up before penetrattion.

home of the dalers who shit on massapequa every year in football and lacrosse.

"yo chiefs lets go get our asses whooped by farmingdale before we go gel our hair and get into our armani and get rammed up the butthole"

by getoffourisland January 18, 2009

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008