fallon

when you poop in your pants and leave a stain in the seat you are sitting in.

I just farted and pulled a fallon in my pants.

by Justin Liles June 21, 2006

failol

This term is used when describing the act of laughing out loud at someone who has just "failed", or done something or said something wrong that merits laughter. The word is a combination of the word "fail" and the internet term "lol" that stands for "laughing out loud". The word is pronounced fail-oh-el. However, this word is not to be used in spoken conversation, it is only appropriate when typed out in some kind of internet message.

*Jimmy stumbles over his words*
You say: FAILOL!
*Jimmy says something stupid yet wity*
You say: FAILOL!

by fishbm May 15, 2008

fallopes

(noun) fallopes (plural), or fallope (singular) - A short-hand term for the Fallopian tube/s, specifically in reference to an obscene sexual act involving said anatomical region.

(adverb) fallopping - The act of sexual intercourse that involves inserting the penis into the Fallopian tubes.

"What's the deal with your mother's fallopes?" "How goes the fallopping? (adverb)" "Mike totally banged your mom's fallopes last night." "The vagina is irrelevant; it's all about the fallopes." "Stay away from the fallopes, you don't want an ectopic pregnancy."

by mariasfallopes June 18, 2009

Fallopian Tube Day

Fallopian Tube Day is August 15th for all tumblr users. On this day, you should do what is called "fallopian tube" people. You can do this by simply messaging them: "You've been fallopian tubed!"

"Hey, man! Let's reblog fallopian tubes on tumblr because it is Fallopian Tube Day!"

by tumblr user August 15, 2012

falondaline

The enzyme in indian cows that allows vodka to be made of indian cow milk.

John "you cant make vodka out of milk"
Jacob"Yeah you can but only in india, their cows have a special enzyme called FALONDALINE that allows milk to be made into vodka"
John "wow"

by Doctor Farnsworth March 27, 2009

failonaut

A term to describe an astronaut who has failed to accomplish what they were trying to achieve.

George: Did you reach the moon?
Astonaut: No but we were so close
George: ahhh you failonaut

by Jimieeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

Failotomy

Surgery that failed. Nothing screams fail like going under the knife to sort out a medical condition, only to come out the same or worse.

So my cholecystectomy turned out to be a total failotomy

by Sunjammer October 29, 2010