Farfi

A person who is like a wifi router he looses signal every second

Farfi is like a wifi router

by Xjxicncocjpccji December 12, 2021

farfanugal

Adjective: A especially wet and stinky fart.

Noun: A person who like to fart a lot.

Woah that was a BAD farfanugal did you poop yourself.

by karen6834 January 1, 2022

Farf

man i farfed

man you farfed?

yeah

Farf : a big stinky shit like so massive it ruptures spacetime. like so big and hot and liquidy you fucking explode. a massive fucking dookie running down gods leg, sent to cause death and chaos.

by BobbyBoy0913 January 7, 2022

Faffer

noun

A person who faffs about uncontrollably.

that boy is peeing on the casket, hes a blimin' faffer!!!

by Ed’s wife June 23, 2022

faff-handed

The inability to get your hands to do something, whether due tiredness, drink or other reason.

"Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"

"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."

by Moffyr December 30, 2022

Farfrumpoopen

German for constipated

"I ate too much cheese and now I'm farfrumpoopen."

by Rob Abank September 13, 2022

farfenugin

I person who farts in the tub then bites the bubble

Farting in a bath and bite the bubbles is farfenugin

by CookieLyon November 17, 2022