Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010

Facebalk

A person who has not joined Facebook.

It's so weird, Bill is a web designer and he is still facebalking. Makes it harder to stay in touch with him.

by stuhem October 28, 2010

Faceblocked

When someone blocks you from viewing their facebook profile. Either by blocking you entirely or just parts of their profile; pictures, mutual friends, comments.

Bill, "Hey, how come I can't see April's mutual friends but I can see her comments?"

Dave, "Oh you don't know? You got Faceblocked"

by Rabber December 28, 2010

Facebender

When someone goes absolutely nuts and posts lots of garbage, drivel, crap and inarticulate nosense on Facebook.

Giles just went nuts on Facebook. Did you see all that shit he was posting in the last 24 hours? He just went on a complete "facebender."

by budeanddude January 21, 2011

Facebanging

The act of exchanging sexual messages via facebook chat. Basically, sexting on facebook.

Ratt and I were Facebanging until 8:00 this morning. I was so wet.

by CageFucker March 12, 2011

Facebonch

The act of being on facebook, such as chatting, creeping, etc.

Guy 1: Yo dude, you finish tomorrow's homework?
Guy 2: No man, Ive just been facebonching.

by JohnBeezy31 April 5, 2011

Facebomb

1) A sexual act in which the man ejaculates on a woman's face. IE "money shot" or "facial"

After she gave him a blowjob, he pulled out and gave her a facebomb.

by MizzDemeaner April 25, 2011