this fucking guy

A statement expressed in a pissed off tone to a person whose action(s) has caused great anger due to his idiotic attempt at gaining attention

"This fucking guy! Comes to my house and eats all my food, then leaves."

by Legion36963 March 7, 2012

fucking shit

Combining two versatile words such as Fuck and Shit yeilds an extreamly versatile combination. Fucking Shit can be used to exclaim dismay or excitement, just about as versatily as either of its component words.

p1: Dude, I just got into a fender bender
p2: Fucking shit man, how bad is it?

p1: I just got 500 bux in the mail for no reason!
p2: Fucking shit!! You bastard!

p1: Fucking shit that test was hard...
p2: Hell yeah!

by Hyper-Z January 10, 2005

fucking donny

an expression used when something bad happens. in common cases, used when a string of bad luck occurs.

man i had pocket rockets, and i lost everything to a straight hand, on runner runner river. fucking donny!

by fuckingcoolguy January 18, 2009

Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.

Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

by Thesefishsticksarehardastits! May 16, 2011

Fucking my Shit

Fucking my shit (F’n my S)

While driving , a car pulls out in front of you almost hitting you , you react “Fucking my Shit”

While walking, you almost trip and fall and you say “Fucking my Shit”

by Jewelsbyjulie May 10, 2020

fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis

Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick

by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

faking disorder

Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)

-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)

-OCD (common in TikTok)

-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety

To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):

-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')

-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)

-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)

-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)

-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)

-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)

-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)

*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*

You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b

by Notmelol123 January 20, 2022