exit through the gift shop

When a woman releases gas and instead of departing in the intended direction, there is a fluttering through the front flaps

Oh my god I farted and I felt it exit through the gift shop

by Ricecake January 25, 2018

Existential Crisis Wednesday

Every wednesday, you have an existential crisis. or every other wednesday.

It's Existential Crisis Wednesday! Oh god...

by psoopie January 27, 2021

existential fatigue

The weariness and the hopelessness one feels when battling chronic issues (mental and/or physical) on a daily basis.

I’ve been dealing with having diabetes for over 45 years, it’s causing me existential fatigue.

by Kennek July 23, 2021

hinsonian existentialism

the philosophical discipline that includes recognition of the seeming absurdity of life, and the deliberate augmentation of it in order to implement an ultimate meaning, in the form of humor

His merrymaking after having watched his friend being run over can only be explained as a manifestation of Hinsonian Existentialism.

by stdmuffin November 5, 2009

Hollow existence

An hollow existence is a life without, any purpose or goal, a meaningless existence.

My entire life is an hollow existence, because I have no goals or purpose.

by Akuto-kank March 7, 2019

PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE

💗TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI 💗

Dani: IS THAT THE PRETTIEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE OVER THERE!!!!!
Friend: YES ITS TATIANA MASSIEL ZAMUDIO HUAMANI!!!!!!

by Lolxdlolxd March 15, 2021

if god exists then i will go to heaven

What every semi-believer claims is their rationale for believing in religion.

I am Catholic because if God exists then I will go to heaven.

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021