European Princess 

When you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

I gave that whore a European Princess and she smelled like piss

European Princess by poopietuesday July 26, 2022

European Tuxedo 

Discrete scat play. When you baste someone like a cake, yet they cover it up with decades of systemic oppression and class warfare.

Jean Val Denim - "Cellar! You have my love!"
Cellar Door - "What of your European tuxedo?"
Jean Val Denim - "Does the pope shit in the woods?"
Cellar Door - "I'll grab my hat"

European Tuxedo by Vale Beleren July 30, 2022

European cleaning 

When you shove a girls head into a toilet and flush and at the same time two people bang her from behind

“What did you guys do at your sleepover
“John’s mom was being annoying so we decided to give her a European cleaning!”

European cleaning by shaker9000 December 14, 2022

European sneak

When waiting to turn left at a red light, once the light turns green but without an arrow, slam the accelerator down, make your turn and beat the car who should have proceeded straight. Effectively ignoring the right of way.

He European Sneaked me!

European sneak by Sqoonman February 10, 2023

European baptism 

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

European baptism by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

European Torque Tester 

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

European Torque Tester by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

European Tuxedo 

Wearing a white blazer, white T-shirt, white jeans, white shoes, and a chunky gold necklace.

“The gentleman in the European tuxedo looked great with the blood stains on his white blazer after leaving the particularly aggressive futbol match.”

European Tuxedo by Nrogers September 26, 2023