jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

ejaculate

another word for cum

i ejaculated all over the monitor

by the avrg neo-nazi November 30, 2023

Rapid Ejaculation

When the penis begins excreting cum at an abnormal yet consistent rate for extended periods of time.

"I fucked your wife so hard I suffered from Rapid Ejaculation for weeks!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by Toe Jam and Bug Blood April 11, 2023

ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head

Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.

by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023

Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.

When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023

Acute Ejaculation

When a group of males sit in a triangle, jerking each other off.

Me and my dong mates got together for a quick acute ejaculation before choir.

by ilulyou November 17, 2020

Ejaculational

It's Educational but not really. It's just cum.

"The way my teacher talk to me was not Eductional, but ejaculational."

by Lil Sticki November 20, 2020