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Earth shat

A sound excreted by Portuguese lift doors
by Wine glass January 9, 2020
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Earpod Person

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing earpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.
Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new earpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another earpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.
by Boomer the Lancaster bomber February 25, 2020
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Earophile

When one feels as if ears are sexy, a bit like the feet porn. This is common with people who have bumps on their ears.
"Nice Ear"
"Are you an Earophile?"
by Kalifa V or heatedpotaotes August 18, 2020
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Earthism

An ideology created by the instagram account @earth_best_country, explaining why earth is so perfect and secksy.
I'm a follower of Earthism ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ
by OWCAHQ September 22, 2021
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earshart

The bowel movements caused by consuming food from Earhart's Dining Hall on the Embry-Riddle Prescott Campus. This illness occurs when consuming any of the overpriced, greasy food from the "dining hall."
Dude I shouldn't have ate at Earhart's I GOT THE EARSHARTS NOW. *Diarrhea Noises*
by PierogiPole October 5, 2021
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Earthless

Origin: urbanized spiritual usage of the word Earth as used in various cultures to refer to women/Mothers.

1. Another way of saying Motherless. Being or having been raised without a mother.

2. Extremely rude, disrespectful, or arrogant. ILL mannered.
1. Poor Samantha became earthless at a young age.

2. God damn it! John is such an earthless prick!
by Ackotho January 24, 2023
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hollow earther

Scientifically illiterate conspiracy nuts who somehow believe the Earth is hollow in its middle, that there is a gaping hole in both poles that lead inside, where other species would supposedly live. They think NASA , and the governments of all the countries of the planet are in on this seemingly purposeless, and physics defying lie.
He's a Hollow Earther, don't bother trying to reason him.
by Ouimaisnon100 September 23, 2016
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