Dyslexia

Reason why people come up with valid usernames when all are taken.

Dyslexia helped me register on many websites

by 32121 November 26, 2019

datlengendchrispduck

A legend of a man who goes good with BBQ dipping sauce.

Me: datlengendchrispduck sounds nice for tea.

by edman180 October 31, 2019

Dyslexia

Having Bella Thorne

Girl: Hey doy

Boy: Bitch don’t you mean boy?
Girl: I said doy!
Boy: Bitch you got Bella Thorne Syndrome dyslexia

by Period pooh aye December 29, 2019

Dysleftia

A disorder where a person chronically inverts left and right on a short term basis.

I was driving with my mom and came to anintersection. She said turn left and I turned right. Then she laughed and said she meant right anyway. Good thing we both have Dysleftia.

by mmmthink January 9, 2020

Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

dyslexicize

Transpose words in a sentence

She just told me, “I fucking love you so much” and I replied,”I love fucking you so much” too. I dyslexicize(d) that sentence

by jeffisgod March 24, 2020

Dyslexsimp

Literal mongos that Simp over others

Ellie bowler is Dyslexsimp

by Jozeqh April 26, 2020