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dyslexism 

A rather long preamble to the main point of what someone is trying to say. It's the story before the story that people with dyslexia often find themselves telling before they can tell you the thing they wanted to tell you.

A lot of dyslexisms end with the phrase, "..Wait, what were we talking about?" or, "...I'm sorry, I've lost my train of thought."
A stranger asked me a question the other day and I found myself talking to her for about 15 minutes before she interrupted and said, "Can you please just answer my question?" Embarrassed, I asked that she forgive me my dyslexism and to please repeat the question.

She replied, "Yes, of course!" then repeated her question, "Are you in line for the bathroom?"
dyslexism by CircleDumb May 30, 2023

Dyslexism 

When you dont know how to read or type big sentences.
Your friend:Hey
You: i um hi

Your friend: Whats wrong
You: I HAVE DYSLEXISM
Dyslexism by imsoswagizzy July 22, 2021

dyslexiphobic 

hate and discrimination against dyslexic people
tommy- i hate you because you're stupid
james- i'm not stupid, i'm dyslexic
eavesdroppers- tommy is dyslexiphobic
dyslexiphobic by Cool_Hoz_Dog June 28, 2022

Dyslexicphobic 

When ypur name starts whit an i or l and your phobic to a dyslexic person
IZZY STOP BEING DYSLEXICPHOBIC
Dyslexicphobic by Hi sue September 24, 2021

dyslexiaphobia

hate and discrimination angainst dyslexic people
Tommy- I hate you because your dum
James- no i have dyslexia, you're just dyslexiaphobia
dyslexiaphobia by anonymous June 28, 2022
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026