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Russian-Dutch Cut

A circumcision which involves slitting the foreskin from top to bottom. It is than pealed back, wrapped around and re-stitched at the top forming a loop. Upon reaching manhood, a woman's long hair can be threaded through the hole, thus enhancing sexual pleasure. It does require additional cleaning but is an acceptable alternative to the barbaric practice of cutting the foreskin completely off a newborn who is unable to make the choice.
Did you see his penis? He got a Russian-Dutch Cut. That must drive the chicks crazy! That was most thoughtful of his parents!
by Graves G January 17, 2009
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Dutch wife

Dutch wife can refer to a sleeping contraption or a human-sized pillow or even a sex doll. Similar terms: bamboo wife, Chikufujin, Dakimakura.

The origin of the English term "Dutch wife" is thought to be from the Dutch colony of Indonesia where Dutch traders would spend long periods away from their wives.
My Dutch wife is much softer than yours.
by Alfredas April 1, 2012
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Dutty

Dutty can mean ugly or disgusting
by DishDigger2077 January 3, 2018
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Call of Duty induced tourettes

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
by I H8 YOUR FACE October 27, 2010
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Call of duty

The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming.

Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"

The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.

If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.

If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum

The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*
by Blarny August 9, 2012
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dutch pantry

the act of farting in a closet when someone is in it and then locking the door
my little brother was on the phone in the closet so i gave him a dutch pantry he didnt appreciate it
by Travel Sized Joe April 5, 2008
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dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.
camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.
by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007
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