Dumples 

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

Dumples by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

dumblecunt

Originally spawned from distaste over the replacement of the original actor who played the lead wizard in the popular set of books by JK Rowling. Richard Harris (RIP) WAS Dumbledore, but Gambon is DumbleCunt! Now used as an insult to anyone who is a total knucklehead.

Stop being a proper Dumblecunt!

You are such a Dumblecunt!

Oi, Dumblecunt!

dumblecunt by GiBweiser February 1, 2008

Front Dumper 

1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.

Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.

Front Dumper by Opie Ortiz SR July 19, 2007

dumperflunk

an over sized poo, that does not flush

dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED

dumperflunk by martay February 24, 2003

Dumpers Regret 

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

Dumpers Regret by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper 

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

funky dumper by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007

volunteer dumpee 

A nice guy or girl who volunteers to be the dumpee in a relationship because they're too nice to dump someone first.

Jeff is too much of nice guy to dump his girlfriend. So he ended being the volunteer dumpee.

volunteer dumpee by ryukage99 October 27, 2012