douching swish

A made basket in basketball that not only swishes (touches only net) but makes a distinct "douching" sound

Nah dawg...that wasn't no swish man.. that was all douche G!

by Brainy Smurf July 12, 2002

douchtard

A retarded douche.

Cathryn is a douchtard.

by SoInLove June 18, 2009

douchie

it is an affect after having anal sex with a chic and you pull it out and your dick has a shit log on it. Similar to a corndog.

You best lick that douchie off my dick bitch

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

doucheturkey

someone who is gay and is a pussy(see pussyitis)

Quentin is a DOUCHETURKEY with pussyitis!

by Aaron Jones BITCH December 8, 2006

douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

One who is acting as if they were better then everyone. Originating from the renown word doucheybutfucker its a more pg 13 version. It also represents a larger amount of annoyance or anger to the certain individual who is pestering you at that time.It also serves as a term to mess with your friends while there in front of a girl thus cock blocking them and rendering them unable to get laid

man Fernando im sick of Dontaye cock blockin me hes such a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer.

Ricardo Monteczuma Favela Chirado Heraldo Pepe is not a citizen but he is a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

my girlfriend left me because she thinks im a douchetasticbutpiratehomoqueer

by cj red fuzzy hat gorillaz fan April 4, 2010

Douchetash

its a moustashe
on your douche

or an insult

alex: hey guys i have got a douchetash wana see it
abi: yeah sure

fraser: your such a douchetash

by AlexAdieuDingle February 22, 2009

douchetastic

the act of being a douchydouch; see also: kayleigh's dad

"wow, i cant beleive he's being so douchetastic, god damn"

by rfizhere February 28, 2009