Douchetosis

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

Doucheskillet

Someone who's just a plate of douche, just a skillet full of jerk and doucheness. Usually an insult or nickname 😂

Nick stop being such a doucheskillet

by Nishaaa June 9, 2015

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015

DoucheTag

Your douchy friend who is obsessed with social media and will not shut up about it.

"I can't have a conversation with James without him mentioning Twitter or Facebook. He is such a DoucheTag. " (also see Hash Bag)

by Jcpp December 1, 2015

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

douchesnozzle

When you want to call someone a douche nozzle but you also want it to sound kinda funny

This bus driver is such a douchesnozzle because he was being a dick to people

by Diddlyfiddler April 25, 2016

Doucheterstrudel

Noun; Another word for douchebag, or douche canoe.

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.

by Kpmadness July 18, 2016