Doink

A weird phrase to call friends. Doink’s are usually small people who are kind of strange. Some Doink’s are considered crazy. Everybody has been a Doink once in their life. Sometimes Doink’s are pathetic but that’s cool.

Gilbert is SUCH a Doink

by ThomasStanleyHolland August 26, 2019

Doink

the PBS Kids' signature noise from the '90s.

"Hello. Who are you?'
"DOINK!"

by JSKTPR September 14, 2019

Doink

The prettiest girl in the world

Sarah is a doink

by Sarahdoyleishot September 25, 2019

Doink

It's a Dork, Doof, Zoink, and a Doink.

You're a Doink

by Peter Le Parker October 7, 2019

Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

Doink

A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

Doink

Someone who apparently does something stupid other known as Ave sky or Auden

That’s not the right answer ya DOINK

by Rainbow corn fat fart December 15, 2019