Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

Dinger

Penis, Tallywhacker, Wing Dang Doodle

Went to the strip club and payed $20 to get my dinger touched.

by BingBongerTheDoorDonger October 23, 2017

dingle berry eater

someone who eats small poop pieces stuck in a hairy ass hole

by poopoo face November 9, 2003

gum dinger

a blow job

that chick gave me a gum dinger

by Martycz02 December 23, 2008

Five-finger dinger

A jaunty jerk of your junk.

"I'll just be a minute, guys; I need to give myself a five-finger dinger."

by TheBellmaster July 10, 2007

Dingleball

Mix of hair and toilet paper. Not to be confused with a dingleberry which is turd and hair.

A dingleball accumulated after I wiped my butt.

by WickedArcher October 19, 2008

dingle berry pie

When a man poops into a woman's vagina for his or her own pleasure.

Steve was so obsessed with defecation... when he and Lauren finally got it on, he gave her a dingle berry pie.

by EthanG October 13, 2004