hum-dinging

something that is bad, by smell, taste or look. rhyming slang for minging.

"yuk! dave have you farted that smells toatlly hum-dinging "

by ant1y February 08, 2008

Ding Dong

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Ding Dong

1: The sound a doorbell makes.
2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.

ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong.

by i like woman penis July 03, 2010

Ding Bat

It's already a word but i like this definition better. :)

Someone who acts silly or does/says stupid things.

Oh my gosh you're such a ding bat, you almost booted that soccer ball on the roof!

by pbimpette November 07, 2009

Ding-dong

Chocolate cream filled treat

Mayreni:I want a ding-dong!!!!!
Surround by a group who laugh
Mayreni: I just said I want a ding-dong!!!!
Mayreni gets red!!

by Guy92 March 24, 2010

dinge queen

One who prefers "Negro Male Sex Partners"

Commonly found in jails

That Dinge Queen just had sex with Bubba.

by Satan January 04, 2004

ba ding

Dumbass, gay(stupid) ass, or mofo(Motherfucker)

Jon Sho is a ba ding becuase he enjoys masturbation.

by Alvin December 02, 2004