dildo

A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure

Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!

by Kara March 31, 2003

Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.

Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.

by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009

dildo

a girl's best friend.

i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!

by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003

dildo

A phallic masturbation device.

Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.

by Dilbert December 1, 2003

dildomuffin

A chick who masterbates a lot.

Chelsea made a doctor's appointment to get on the pill. That's 2 months from now, and then she has to be on BC for a month for it to be fully kicked in. Until then, she'll just continue being a dildomuffin.

by Gregg Brady December 1, 2006

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

Wooden Dildo

A dildo made of wood and looks a lot like a stool leg.

"So I was sitting on a bench right? Then all these guys come up to me shouting Wooden Dildo, Wooden Dildo. Then Ryan comes up to me and starts Dildoing me, so I had no choice but to Dildo him back. Then everyone starts Dildoing each other

by the urban teacher March 15, 2009