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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.
What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
by Chas501 December 4, 2017
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gaydar detector

A kind of "sixth sense" that allows a flamboyantly homosexual man, or masculine homosexual woman, to play up their macho/feminine side upon entering a "gay-unfriendly" area.
Les's gaydar detector was going crazy when she drove to Laramie.
by dachagalluntum November 7, 2009
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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.
"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."
by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005
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Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass
What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective
by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018
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detective

A creeper who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police.
Detective Tommy Sutherland was creeping around again.
by 0nslaught-teh-ph33red-h4x0r April 15, 2008
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derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
by LankymanDan November 9, 2009
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