What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.
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Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
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Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.
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Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''
Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''
Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.
Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
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