Deuce Mcallister

1. noun/:NFL running back who plays for the Saints

2.the hugest of all shits, origin: derived from deuce
also known as: Doogenstien, Deuce Staley, Doogie Houser, or Doogie House, MD

1. man, Deuce Mcallister is the only decent player on the entire saints team!

2. i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a deuce mcallister!

by ballzdeep April 11, 2005

poppin' deuces

To peace out, to throw the peace sign and leave

Chris: Hey man, are you out?
Shandon: Yeah man, I'm poppin' deuces. ::peace sign::

by Shandon H. March 14, 2006

spinning a deuce

To take a dump,crap,shit,poo. To do #2.

Hold on guys I'll be right with you I'm just busy spinning a deuce.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

6 Deuce

A 1962 Chevy Impala. Highly sought after for hydraulic hopping.

Me and my homies bounce in the 6 Deuce, when I was locked up I couldn't wait to get loose.(Snoop Dog)

by D.Mitch March 30, 2007

deuce

1.slang for the number 2
2.feces
3.an exclamation, popularized by cartoon character Stewie Griffin from popular TV series "Family Guy"
4.a 2 in poker lingo

"I'm goign to drop a deuce in your toilet, OK?"

"What the deuce?!"

"I got a pair of deuces."

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

Deuce Loosely

A twice-appeared character from the former MTV sock-puppet show, Sifl & Olly. Deuce was third in a line of "guests" being interviewed in a segment about "Guys Who Auditioned to Be the Drummer for KISS." He represented a panda. It was revealed by the end of the interview that he never actually played drums before, but studies the ancient folklore of the panda. You can find this episode on a DVD collection of Sifl & Olly episodes.

"I am Deuce Loosely and I know everything about pandas."

by deuceloosely September 24, 2005

dedude

Removal of the testes for attitude adjustment in male animals; castrate, neuter.
deduded, dedudement, deduding.

"I had my stallion deduded yesterday, so now he is a gelding."

"Really? My dog Barney is scheduled for dedudement next week. Not sure when to dedude the cat."

by N. Berry March 27, 2007