Did you hear jerry didn't wipe and just pulled up his pants? Formed a nasty dingle dingleberry dam that the hospital had to remove.
by Erikneil13 October 8, 2016
Get the dingleberry dammug. 
A condom. Created late at night by Nick Watts and William Carter of San Francisco California, 7/22/18
by Instawhat49 July 22, 2018
Get the Daddy dammug. I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
by Death Menace June 14, 2023
Get the Dam That Rivermug. Dam:
a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"
Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem
I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.
Normally used to emphasise something
a barrier constructed to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply.
"the dam burst after torrential rain"
Damn: Slang
for example
Instead of
I have a dam problem
I have a damn problem
I can’t close my eye without my damn phone buzzing.
Normally used to emphasise something
Random ginger: I’m reading a fucking cRaZy book and one of the chapters are
I have a dam problem
Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/
Educated person: Damn & Dam
IS DIFFERENT
I have a dam problem
Educated person: Nah you dumbass it’s damn. What does the character have a problem, with dams?. Or is it Damn :/
Educated person: Damn & Dam
IS DIFFERENT
by Dragoooon_xjt November 27, 2023
Get the Damn & Dammug. The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
by Defiweirs December 2, 2023
Get the Beaver dammug. by ToeDirt August 22, 2016
Get the Denim Dammug.