Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.
Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
Get the custard gun mug.this is one of those Phishkid parkinglot terms to label all the preps that come to shows because 'word on the street is hippies have all the crazy good drugs' but they are not really feelin the music.
"Man, I didn't know all the custy kids were down with Rusted Root these days, it must be because there is no more phishlot."
by Phrani May 13, 2005
Get the custy mug.Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.
Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007
Get the slut custard mug.(adj.) Dirty, possibly skanky, almost hobo-like. Characterized by poor personal hygiene or sexual laxness. A custy person will often stoop to any act of debasement in exchange for money, food, drugs, or other superficial rewards.
(n.) A person who is custy (see above).
(n.) A person who is custy (see above).
"She didn't even know the guy and she gave him a rimjob? That's custy."
"Did you see that custy? She offered to suck me for half a gram of shitty weed!"
"Ew, don't touch me, you custy freak."
"Did you see that custy? She offered to suck me for half a gram of shitty weed!"
"Ew, don't touch me, you custy freak."
by Duckburner May 24, 2005
Get the custy mug.Ability to customize. Originally conceived and formulated in the West Covina. Generally used to describe vulnerability assessment software to prospective end users and to let them know the shit works.
The customizability of our software is the number one reason why people buy our product. You can find a buncha hackers, crackas, and angry chinamen breaking into your network.
by Hordale-pues August 24, 2004
Get the customizability mug.Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
by Adrian January 7, 2009
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