Sploodge

Ejaculate, cum.

If I Sploodge while watching my sister get undressed am I pervert even tho I was actually thinking about my dad?

by Scrooge McFuck July 19, 2003

Sploodge

1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven

1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"

by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008

sploodge

getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm

i will sploodge on your face

by ajm April 4, 2003

Sploodge

When you randomly bust a nut

I sploodged last night when I was talking to my parents

I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall

by Mass jizzer October 26, 2017

sploodge

(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.

1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.

by Lord_of_all_humans August 30, 2006

Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Sploodge Bath

A phrase used in pornographic images for a female jumping into the males cum.

"hey bitch, suck my dick"

" Omg, im swimming in a Sploodge bath"

" yeeah! drink in my sploodge bath whoe"

by Mammajam October 11, 2009