ethical criminal

An individual who performs activities, which the laws of the area they are committed in classifies as being illegal, in a manner that is more ethically acceptable than most other people who commit the same offense.

Some individuals who can be viewed as being ethical criminals are a storeowner from Oakland California who, on the night of February 15, 2021, fired a gun at two individuals that were attempting to rob a woman across the street from their store, robin hood, and Flores, an operator in Rainbow Six Siege who steals from wealthy crime lords in Buenos Aires, Argentina and Los Angeles, California and gives the money and resources they stole to the poor.

by Vanguard 1998 March 11, 2021

gentle criminal

the type of guy you think is innocent but is not. he does small crimes and doesn’t get caught while doing it. smart; could do bigger, but only steals for good reason.

her: Wow he’s such a nice guy.
friend: I’ve heard he does small crime to help others out and never gets caught.

her: he’s must be a gentle criminal

by hostz May 7, 2022

Cum Criminal

An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.

Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must

have been the cum criminal.

James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.

by Colin12 June 14, 2022

Afrikanus Criminalis

This word means black man, same as "negro".

Omg a Afrikanus Criminalis robbed my store

by Noita November 21, 2022

Honest Criminal

Someone who is pushed to do crime to preserve tbemsel or a community

Bonqueque and Bartholomew were childhood freinds. Although they were poor. They were fired from their job and now they are going to die from thirst or hunger. So they both agreed to steal stuff and stop as soon as they don't need to anymore. Bonqueque would steal food, clothes and other basic needs how ever Bartholomew would steal valuable things like chains, jewelry, etc. Bonqueque would go for the basic needs immediately however Bartholomew would go for the jewels to have reserve money in case there's no more basic needs. Both are honest criminals but one is scared while the other one is careful

by Swordhero March 23, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Little Criminals

The illustrious, extraordinarily talented and six-foot tall Randy Newman's aptly named 1977 hit album. Best known for the universally beloved, critically appraised smash hit and musical masterpiece Short People, which legions of obsessed Randy Newman fanboy manlets still rave about to this very day. Representing the pinnacle of Randy Newman's spectacular and inimitable musical career, Little Criminals peaked at number nine of the US Billboard 200 chart as Newman's best-selling album to date. Reverently dubbed Saint Newman by his fanatical global cult following of diminutive, besotted and gnomish manlet groupies, the towering and preeminent Newman has flawlessly realized his ambitious motivation, humorously self-described at the beginning of Short People (Official Video), as endeavoring "to change the course of Western music, I haven't liked the way it's been going, so I decided I'd make another record. Can I give all these (short) people the finger?(Laughter)" Mission accomplished, sir. Maximum level manlets BTFO.

Music producer: Wow, I just listened to Randy Newman's sublime new album Little Criminals - Short People is without a doubt the most beautiful and heart-warming song ever! Record label liaison: So true. We might as well right away shut down the music industry - this is simply as good as it gets. Everything else will just sound lame now after having been blessed by witnessing the divine genius of Randy Newman. He is truly a God!

by ManletDepreciator August 26, 2024