Creature

A thing driven by Artificial Intelligence, not a real person, no soul.

That Creature I met was so strange it didn't seem human, empty heart.

by Norman Vas Pas December 2, 2022

creaturey

Description of a person or animal that does the same thing, day after day, not out of necessity, but out of habit.

My creaturey dog goes out back every day and poops and then sits down to wait for my creaturey husband to come with the shovel to clean it up and then give her a bone for showing him where it is so he doesn't have to hunt.

by GrammaGirl April 8, 2023

Cleatus

Cleatus, otherwise known as: Cleater the Benny Bender, Litty Clitty Titty, or Cleat Feet. Is a 6’2 fucking unit. Roaming the halls of OHS this metalhead does nothing but listen to his favored metal band and strike fear into the uncultured. Trips on Benadryl and DXM at the same time, hence the name “Benny Bender” teleporting on his morning bus rides. Smoking fire fucking kush and throwing people like me into ethan’s fucking chest.

“Bro! Cleater the Benny Bender threw me into a fucking chest at ethan’s last week”

“You mean Cleatus?”

“Fuck yes dude, he’s a fucking unit!”

by jackfuckingjones April 13, 2023

creaturesome

An adjective describing the state of a being or object that exhibits qualities of something feral, unspecific to a species.

The rats in the NYC subway were acting more creaturesome than usual (they are all rabid).

by stubsquid October 9, 2023

Creatures of Havoc

A metal band with only IT people in the band.

I got my tickets for Creatures of Havoc!

by JMP_RI November 14, 2023

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 6, 2024

Creature of Steel

a bloodthirsty robot traveling through hell as Minos Prime refers to.

Minos fucking prime: Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom, but the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten! And thy punishment, is death!

by MinosPrimeofficial August 8, 2025