Coning

v. The act of inserting a large orange traffic pylon into one's anus as far as it will go.

Brian and Jessica were coning last night. Jessica managed six inches, but Brian got eight.

by Kronan December 16, 2009

coning it up

The act of many people in a group having marijuana via a bong or a pipe.

"Dude, come over to my place, at 5pm I will be coning it up and would like you to join me."

by TROYum May 5, 2005

continental divide

somebody's ass crack hanging out of their damn pants when they're sitting down

that fat dude is showin the continental divide

by damnkatie May 18, 2007

conbination

Cunning combination

The conbination resulted in a myriad of unexpected, yet undetected, dog-ear'd catastrophes.

by Hercolena Oliver April 9, 2009

continuation

In the sport mooseball, this occurs when the ball hits an unacceptable spot on the body (such as the forearm or wrist) involuntarily but is still bounced and can be played. The score is reset to zero, but the momentum of the round continues.

"One..two..three..four..Oh shit, it hit Chris' hand...CONTINUATION!..one..two...etc."

by P c H h I o L w November 29, 2004

Solitaire Confinement

(Self imposed) When a person does nothing but lay in bed all day, playing solitaire on his/her laptop.

Gentleman 1- "Hey, Bro-seph Campbell! You should come over to Kevin's place tonight; beer pong and best buds!"

Gentleman 2-"No can do George Bro-mero, I've been placed in solitaire confinement."

Gentleman 1-"LIFEFAIL"

by Harlsbarkley July 30, 2010

the friendly confines

the vagina. It's also the nickname for Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs.

If I sweet talk her real nice, I think she'll let Mr. Peter play in the friendly confines.

by Poetjester September 13, 2016