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Contrabulous

Contrabulous is when you're explain someone or something exciting and or awesome
"that bridge dude is contrabulous"
by jessica from canada April 5, 2017
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contradenialist

A person opposed to the rejection of facts.
The oil companies would have their way with us if not for the contradenialist effort.
by Cynicool July 29, 2017
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contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.
Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".
by QuacksO April 18, 2018
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Congry

When your lack of coffee causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.

An amalgum of coffee and angry invented to describe that feeling when you're late to a meeting and didn't have any time to drink coffee.
I can't stand this meeting anymore without my coffee! I'm starting to feel congry.
by Jomolungma March 13, 2018
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Contrabution

The diversion of funds that Ollie North infamously created on behalf of the Nicaraguan "freedom-fighters", which produced dubious results and landed him in a whole lotta hot water with the US Government.
Ollie North claimed that the Contrabution he made to Iran and Nicaragua was merely "the residuals" leftover from a legitimate transaction, but I dunno if anybody truly bought that clap-trap.
by QuacksO February 14, 2019
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@ContrabandCarla

Someone who doesn’t say anything for 3 months
Person 1: *doesn’t say anything for 3 months*
Person 2: you okay?
Person 1: yeah sorry i did an @ContrabandCarla
by Totally not @Stevie_monitor November 10, 2019
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Contraception Roulette

When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
by PatoGurrett August 5, 2020
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