consciate

The act of making something conscious. Often pertaining to an action you no longer do subconsciously, but focus on, whether intentionally or not. It is often temporary.

I accidentally consciated my breathing after paying attention to my breathing pattern.

by Jiaa June 13, 2024

Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated

I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo

by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024

constate

A constructed nation, with its own artificial culture, government, and people. Like a micronation but with no IRL territory and a bigger focus on world-building.

'Hey, did you hear about Jova's constate — Jolinph?'
'Shut the hell up.'

by flvent.englishman July 21, 2025

Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.

I'm so constifarted right now!

by Poopsguy July 29, 2025

political constipation

When a political figure in a high office, (i.e.; The President) tries to push for some sort of change but is unable to due to opposition from the opposing party.

The President has political constipation since he can't get new regulations to pass in Congress.

by darcwizrd September 10, 2013

sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.

Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!

by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015

Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016